====== Agile Jokes ======

Let’s face it, agile and lean sometimes takes itself way too seriously, so I started to collect funny quotes associated with agile and lean thinking. We should all remember [[https://strategic-thinkingnow.com/the-art-of-possibility/|Rule Number 6]].

Most of these come directly from field experience.

Read and enjoy.

====== Quotes ======

  * “Screams” - initial description of a Scrum Team by an executive.
  * ”Will will now do ‘fist in eye’” - improves collaboration results.
  * ”We are too busy flailing fast to fail fast” 
  * "We are patching so often that we've already achieved continuous deployment!"

====== Want to Know More? ======

  * [[quotable_quotes_list|Quotable Quotes List]]

{{tag>Humor Agile Lean}}